Failed Athletes
Failed Athletes
CAP 167/180
3-0, 2-3
Roster 20/24
QB
Mike Vick 8
Eli Manning 3
Kyle Orton 1
RB
Adrian Peterson RB 20-2
Ahmad Bradshaw, NYG RB 8
Pierre Thomas RB 6-1
Javid Best RB 10-1
Taiwan Jones OAK 2
BenJarvus Green-Ellis 16
Willis McGahee 6
Thomas Jones 3
WR/TE
Roddy White WR 14-2
Mike Williams WR Tampa 6-2
Marques Colston 14-1
Michael Crabtree, SF WR 13-1
Jonathan Baldwin 4
Chad Ochocinco 13
Anquan Boldin 15
DEF/ST
Ravens 3
Kicker
Nate Kaeding 2
Team: Failed Athletes, a FA-TASS managed organization
Owner: Goody Goodnight
Management Group: TASS (Terrible Athletes Succeeding Simultaneously)
Inception: 1995
Stadium: Failed Coliseum
History:
The storied Failed Athlete's franchise roots originated in 1995 after purchasing the discombobulated franchise from a neglectful owner. After five years of building it’s foundation in Temple TX, the management group FUPA (Failed & Untrained Professionals Association) convinced the FA ownership to move headquarters to the Dallas/ Ft. Worth area in the hopes of finding some actual talent to round out it’s mediocre roster. After bringing in top recruits from South Lake Carroll High, the Mean Green and Silver City; FUPA and the Failed Athletes were still unable to bring home a championship despite competing in several championship games and having numerous roster turnovers. Although the Franchise made two championship games, captured several divisional titles, and numerous individual scoring records in several different FF leagues; the fans and ownership were not content. In the last year of their stadium agreement in 2007, the Failed Athletes organization was betrayed by FUPA and insider information led to the sabotage and eventual destruction of the Failed Athletes attempt at dominance in the Low Carb League. This was the last straw for FA ownership.
In 2007, the Failed Athletes moved their headquarters back to their home town of Temple (although no one knows exactly why??) The Failed Athletes fired FUPA and hired a new management company TASS (Terrible Athletes Succeeding Simultaneously). Now in full operation for over three years, FA-TASS has finally entered the ranks of the supreme, capturing three league titles in three separate leagues in just… you guessed it, three years! With growing momentum and an increasing fanbase, the FA-TASS organization has set it's sights on another championship, the NTFFL.
Championships:
2007 – Home Town Heroes FF League
2008 – Merch/IS McFFL
2009 – Southland Conference FF League
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