Weekly Presser.
There are the cock smokes that I have beaten (Tioga) and there are the cock smokes I'm going to beat. (the rest of you cock smokes) As a team we played bad but were able to find a win. I won't report on any injuries because I don't know of any.... Other than Kevin Walter. Slaton and Portis need to pick it up and the fag coach in New England needs to be more vocal about Wes Welker's health.
Also, let me put on my owners cap for a second. I want to clear up any confusion, our VP of Team Operations is not the same George W. Bush that ran the country for the last eight years. He just happens to have the same name. In addition, the W. in W. Randolph Winchester stands for "Wild Man". He was a paper boy for Tex Schramm so don't doubt his qualifications.
In our team's charity news, Jenna Haze (Self Proclaimed #1 fan of the Fists) helped us raise $1,000,000.00 for our Gapes for Grapes Charity. This is the charity that provides various types of grapes for the less fortunate children around the Metroplex. She gaped countless times on Saturday for the big event and we cannot thank her enough. In addition House Speaker Nancy Pelosi also matched the $1,000,000.00 sum by directing funds from the TARP bailout to our charity..... Shhh, don't tell anyone. Big thanks the Jenna and Nancy!
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