The D.E.N.N.I.S. System
Cap 155/180
3-1, 2-5
Roster 20/24
QB
Tom Brady QB 16-2
Josh Freeman 17
RB
Darren McFadden RB 13-2
Shonn Greene RB 1-1
Steven Jackson RB 16-1
Frank Gore RB 18-2
Mark Ingram, No 12
James Starks 7
LaDainian Tomlinson 2
DeSean Jackson, Phi WR 13-2
Mike Wallace, Pit WR 8-2
Miles Austin 3-3
Denarius Moore OAK 2
Steve Smith (Car) 5
Kenny Britt 15
Jimmy Grahm 1
Mike Sims-Walker 1
Jets 3
Kicker
Matt Bryant 1
Fresh off the wire:
Hell froze over and our long national nightmare is over. We finally beat Team Aunt Viv and the Tobra.
I’d like to announce an organizational change to start off today, W. Randolph Winchester is still part of the organization but is no longer the General Manager. Also, he is in fact the brother of Charles Emerson Winchester III.
As far as the opening week is concerned, I’m only slightly happy. We’re getting a feel for the starting lineup right now and I feel like we’re lucky to have a win under our belt. This week we have a bye and we’re getting ready for the Geoff Tobey Experience. Everyone knows that in the fantasy realm I have a hate for him that I normally reserve for people with the last name of Mickelson or who practice Islam. In real life though I like him a great deal; he’s a stand up guy, so don’t get all OOOOH Jeremy hates Geoff Tobey. I want to make it clear that I only hate Fantasy Football Geoff Tobey.
I’ve got the guys doing wind sprints and beefs all week and we’ll game plan next week. Big showdown, these fuckers have beaten us five times and I personally feel like I am a red headed step child that stole something.
Mark Sanchez is really a shitty quarterback. If last night didn’t prove he was a peter puffing pretty boy then I’ll see if I can upload the video of him actually puffing peter.
Jenna Haze is happy to be part of our organization again. She’s hot, takes it in the ass and probably would never talk to me in real life. What’s not to love?
The Mighty Fist is back and in terms James is sure to understand; VIVA LA FIST!
Mexico
James
CAP 176/180
3-0, 2-3
Roster 20/24
QB
Philip Rivers QB 12-1
Matt Shaub QB 15
Sam Bradford QB 2-1
Matt Cassel 4
RB
Michael Turner RB 20-2
Demarco Murry Dal 6
Ryan Mathews RB 12-2
Michael Bush, Oak RB 2-1
Roy Helu 2
Ryan Grant 13
WR/TE
Andre Johnson WR 18-2
Antonio Gates TE 13
Vernon Davis, SF TE 8-1
Jermichael Finley, GB TE 7-1
Mario Manningham 16
Pierre Garcon 13
Robert Meachem 7
DEF/ST
Steelers 3
Kicker
Josh Brown 1
Alex Henery 2
Another week is behind us and we are back above .500. Sure we would like to be undefeated but all we can really do is set our lineup, hit submit, then hope for the best.
