North Texas Fantasy Football League

I’d like to announce an organizational change to start off today, W. Randolph Winchester is still part of the organization but is no longer the General Manager. Also, he is in fact the brother of Charles Emerson Winchester III.

As far as the opening week is concerned, I’m only slightly happy. We’re getting a feel for the starting lineup right now and I feel like we’re lucky to have a win under our belt. This week we have a bye and we’re getting ready for the Geoff Tobey Experience. Everyone knows that in the fantasy realm I have a hate for him that I normally reserve for people with the last name of Mickelson or who practice Islam. In real life though I like him a great deal; he’s a stand up guy, so don’t get all OOOOH Jeremy hates Geoff Tobey. I want to make it clear that I only hate Fantasy Football Geoff Tobey.

I’ve got the guys doing wind sprints and beefs all week and we’ll game plan next week. Big showdown, these fuckers have beaten us five times and I personally feel like I am a red headed step child that stole something.
Mark Sanchez is really a shitty quarterback. If last night didn’t prove he was a peter puffing pretty boy then I’ll see if I can upload the video of him actually puffing peter.

Jenna Haze is happy to be part of our organization again. She’s hot, takes it in the ass and probably would never talk to me in real life. What’s not to love?
The Mighty Fist is back and in terms James is sure to understand; VIVA LA FIST!